Nonsense Poetry
THE EVIL DOERS
The Evil Doers are back in town;
They came back on a train;
They did some evil to a clown
They found him in the rain.
The clown had extra jumbo shoes
He polished Monday nights
He buffed them up with brush of gnu
And glued the soles on tight.
So brightly did the clown shoes shine
They were his pride and joy
Gigantic foot-ware so refined!
Opined this laughing boy.
Darkly did dread doers dupe
The clown to loan his shoes
Whilst eating circus fungus soup
So loopy and confused.
Return my shoes! Oh No! Oh Please!
The clown he did not joke!
He begged upon his knobby knees
He wheezed and then he choked!
The Evil Doers are back in town
It cannot be explained
They did some evil to a clown
And drowned him in the rain.
© 2014, 2015 Stefan.S.Fermat
with apologies to Dana Carvey
They came back on a train;
They did some evil to a clown
They found him in the rain.
The clown had extra jumbo shoes
He polished Monday nights
He buffed them up with brush of gnu
And glued the soles on tight.
So brightly did the clown shoes shine
They were his pride and joy
Gigantic foot-ware so refined!
Opined this laughing boy.
Darkly did dread doers dupe
The clown to loan his shoes
Whilst eating circus fungus soup
So loopy and confused.
Return my shoes! Oh No! Oh Please!
The clown he did not joke!
He begged upon his knobby knees
He wheezed and then he choked!
The Evil Doers are back in town
It cannot be explained
They did some evil to a clown
And drowned him in the rain.
© 2014, 2015 Stefan.S.Fermat
with apologies to Dana Carvey
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International License.
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